Tuesday, July 17, 2012

நாம் - அவர்களும் இவர்களும்






அவனைப்பற்றி அதிகம் புறம் பேசியதால் 
இவர்களின் முதல்வனானான் இவன்.
இவனென்ன பெரிய இவனா என
ஏளனம் செய்வான் ஓர் அவன்.
அவன்தான் சரியென அவனை
முதல்வராக்கினர் அவர்கள்.
இவர்கள் அவர்களை பிடிக்காதவர்கள்.

காரணமேதென  வினவினால்
அவன் நூல் அணிந்தவன்
இவன் குடும்பமே ஆளும்
என காரணங்கள்.

இது போதாதென
அவர்களின் நாலாமவன் மூணாமிவனை
இழி பேசினான்
இவனுக்கு மூன்று தாரங்கள் என
இப்படியும் காரணங்கள்.

அவன் இவன் என்றெதெற்கு
நாமென இருப்போம் என்று
அவனும் இவனும் இல்லாதொருவன் கூறியதால்
அவ்வொருவன் உவன் என
மூன்றாம் அணி ஆனான்.
உவனுக்கு சிவப்பன் எனப்  பெயரும் வைத்தான்.

இது போதாதென
அவர்களில் இரண்டாம் நிலை அவர்கள் இவர்கள் 
மூன்றாம் நிலை அவர்கள் இவர்கள் என 
கடைநிலை அவன் இவன் வரை பிரிவுகள். 
இவர்களும் அவர்களுக்கு சளைத்தவரல்லர். 
இதிலும் கடைநிலை வரை பிரிவுகள். 


அக்காலத்தில் 
அவன் சைவனாகவும்
இவன் வைணவனாகவும் 
உவன் சமணனாகவும் இருந்திருப்பார்களோ?
இவைகளில் இப்போதும் கடைநிலை வரை
பிரிவுகள் இருக்கிறதே!!

Monday, June 4, 2012

Krishna nee begane - In search of her

"Ramesh, I have been invited to Radha Kalyanam which will happen this Saturday. We will get good Tamil food with payasam after the event. It has been a long time since we had payasam. Lets go. We will give leave to routine subs and pizzas." said Raghu to Ramesh. 
"Hey I have to meet some people and have to see if they are interested with our new product this Saturday. How many times Radha and Krishna will get married? I know monogamy and polygamy. What is this called as? But the Indian food thing makes it interesting" replied Ramesh.
"Who are those some people you have to meet?"
"Any Higher officials of some five to six corporate. I have to get the appointments."
"What if all your so called higher officials gather at a place and you ask your idiotic survey questions?"
"Better."
"Then you're in for Radha Kalyanam."
"Why?"
"See there are only few Indian families in Rolla. If you take Hindus, the count will go down. Most of them will come to the event. CEOs, MDs, Senior Executives everybody will be there. Repeat the Bhajan songs enthusiastically. People will praise your bhakti and come to you asking your whereabouts.  Use the opportunity and give your survey questions at last."
"So Payasam for you and  survey for me. But I am scared of the Radhekrishna group.Where is the event?"
"In Srinivasan's home."
"The guy who has Japanese wife. I remember him. We had good conversation during last Diwali function."

Rolla is in the state of Missouri, United States of America. The number of Indians is comparatively less in this state when compared to most of the states. Tamils form the major population of Indians. The Indians here have usual practice of getting together during festivals and auspicious events. They will have religious events if there is no festival in a particular month. If we ask the reason why they do so, we will result in many answers.
Some females say,"We discuss about newly bought jewellery".
Some people say," We have all our relatives in India. When we see this Indian people, we get some relative feeling."
Some kids say,"We come here since my mom & dad took us here."
Some people say,"We get time to discuss in direct about the probability of Dollar reaching hundred rupees with fellow Indians."
Few students from University of Missouri say,"We got bored of seeing Indian faces only in internet. So we come here. Also beautiful Tamil girls in saree."
Apart from these they have a common reason,"Payasam made by Ambujam mami."  

This Saturday the Hindus association of Rolla has arranged for Radhakalyanam. 

The day came. There are nealy three hundred people. Srinivasan's home is big like a palace so that it can accommodate such a crowd. There are specialists who conduct these bhajans. They are totally 50. They have an unusual way of greeting. They don't say Hi and Hello. Their Hi, Hello, Good Morning, Good evening, Bye everything is "Radhekrishna". They have a head. He will sing the song line by line and everyone should repeat it. They will perform Radhakalyanam( Radha and Lord Krishna marriage). 

There is a festive mood. Kids are dressed like Krishna and Radha. Ramesh had fun talking with them and taking their photographs. The Bhajan group entered the room. The room had big Radhakrishna statue in the middle and people sat on the floor on either side facing the people at opposite side. Ramesh came to know that there were many officers. The event is at evening. Both Ramesh and Raghu didn't have any food from morning so that they can play their best in the dinner. The Bhajan started with formal Thodayamangalam. Ramesh had Raghu's words in his mind and repeated the song with much enthusiasm. His voice is more audible than any other in the crowd. It didn't create any panic since his voice is not that bad. Some persons started to dance out of excitement. Ramesh thought they are overshadowing him. He too got up and started to dance. Everyone's attention went towards Ramesh. Ramesh became happy. An old lady joined with Ramesh to dance.  Everyone went energetic and believed they saw God through the bhajan. All had Lord Krishna in their mind. But it was dinner for Raghu. Dinner and survey for Ramesh. The bhjan came to end with Aarthi. Ramesh succeeded in his mission. He was like man of the match of a sporting event. Everyone went to him and spoke with him. He used the opportunity and completed his survey. Meanwhile the bhajan head asked people to sing some Lord Krishna songs during the time they wait for dinner. A small kid sang a song like school rhyme. An old lady sang a song with many Sa Re Gas in between. Then a sweet voice rendered a song "Krishna nee Begane". Everyone was mesmerized. She was not so white and not so black. Her color is like a chocolate shake. She had a beautiful face. Her age should be of early twenties. She had beautiful hair. Her smile is divine. The people around were comparing her way of singing with legendary singers. Ramesh went towards the wall and leaned on it. The song seemed like a love duet with him and the singer as leads. She was sitting four to five rows behind him during bhajan. So he didn't see her during bhajan. He took his camera and took as many as 100 photographs of her while singing.

Everyone went to her and appreciated her. Ramesh went towards her. Still the song is going through his mind. When he said a Hi to her, she got a call in mobile and suddenly went out. She should have got some emergency call. He felt very unlucky. 

Ramesh and Raghu took the car after having the dinner.
"Everyone is saying that voice of the girl who sang Krishna nee Begane is sweeter than Ambujam mami's payasam. Morons. How a voice can be sweet? Senseless people." said Raghu to Ramesh.
"Is it? Raghu, usually what song will come into mind when people are in the mood of love?" asked Ramesh.
"Some Ilaiyaraja or Rahman song. For me it was Pachai nirame when I used to see Kalpana in my Engineering classes. She too had the same song but with some other guy."
"Exactly. It should be Rahman or Ilaiyaraja song. But I don't know why Krishna nee begane comes to my mind. She is awesome. An example lady."
"Oh! Whom do you love? The old lady who danced with you?"
"Moron. It is the girl who sang that song. She is a bronze beauty. She is like a sculpture. (Sings) Krishna nee begane baro".
"Switch off that MP3 player" yelled Raghu.
"I did a mistake. I should have taken video when she sang. I took photos. How nice her voice is!"
"Thank God. You didn't say the rhymes said by that kid came to your mind when you are in romantic mood." 

Couple of days passed. Raghu took the video CD of bhajan from Srinivasan and gave it to Ramesh. Ramesh put the CD on laptop and was seeing for the song video. The song came but the videographer took the video of dinner and not her singing. But the song is audible as she sang in a mic. He cut the song part alone and saved it in his iPhone. He heard that song the entire day unstopped during all his activities. He wanted to see her badly. He asked Raghu the way which he can see her. "Indian independence day celebrations are taking place in Nayar sir's office. Everyone will come for sure since this time it is on Sunday. You can meet her and ask her to sing Jana Gana Mana or Vande Mataram. I desperately need change of song.", said Raghu to Ramesh. 

Almost all Indians of Rolla gathered for Independence day celebration. Ambujam mami, daughter of freedom fighter Rajaji's cook hoisted the flag. Ramesh was searching her in the entire office ground. There was another guy searching something. Ramesh looked him and asked what was he searching for. He replied,"I am searching for the woman who sang Krishna nee begane in the bhajan.".
"I too search for her. May I know why are you searching for?"
"I just want to say her voice is so sweet."
"Is it? I am searching her to say I want to marry her. Let me know if you find her. Do you know her name?"
"No."
Raghu came to him and said, "Some of the students of Missouri University didn't come today sine they have their exams today."
"Why they have exams on Sunday? Idiots." replied Ramesh. The other guy who is searching for her intervened and said, "I study in Missouri university. She is not from there. One of my friends visits Shiv temple daily. She said that she used to see her regularly in temple. You can try out there."

Shiv temple became one of the destination points for Ramesh. He went there daily and waited for her. He was not able to see her for more than a week. He showed her photo to the pandit and asked if he saw her in the temple before. The pandit replied in positive way. He gave his number to pandit and asked him to call when she comes. He went to Srinivasan's home and asked him if he knows her. Srinivas said, "No. She was taken by Shiv temple pandit. I forgot her name. She sang very well. Man in Saranam she sang it like MS 
Subbulakshmi. I am planning to have a carnatic concert of her in our home someday. What do you say?" "Ya. We can have.", said Ramesh.

He went to Shiv temple and asked the pandit if he knows her name and whereabouts. He replied, "No. She came here and sang a song when I started to bhajan. She sang well. I asked if she can come to bhajan. She replied yes and I took her." He came out of the temple in sorrow. Days went by. But he did not give up. He went to temple daily expecting her to come. A month went by. 

It was a Sunday. Ramesh went to temple early. He heard a song Bho Sambho. The voice is too good and he ran towards the temple expecting it to be her. It was the same lady. She was wearing the same dress that she wore in bhajan. He waited outside to talk with her. She came out.

Ramesh went to her and said. "Hi. I am Ramesh. The song you sang that day is beautiful. Awesome. Fantastic. Fabulous. Hmmm. Stupendous. Marvelous. Hmmm"
"Hey. Enough of it. Thanks a lot. I remember you. The way you danced with the old lady is so funny."
"Ya that is for an intention. I was searching for you since that day. I was searching for you daily in the temple."
"Is it?"
"Ya. I'm searching for you even in independence day meeting. Why didn't you come?"
"I'm out of town and went to my hometown. Moreover I'm not an Indian. I'm a Srilankan."
"Went on a vacation or"
"No. The Srilankan army mistook my father as an LTTE and he was arrested. I went there to take him away from prison."
"Oh. Is he released and is he fine?"
"Ya. I have shifted him from Yazhpanam(Jaffna) to Colombo. I will take him here after his VISA is approved. I don't want to put him in trouble."
"Fine. Hey everyone appreciated your singing. I heard it more than thousand times in this 48 days. Can you sing the song for me?"
She said,"Sure" and started to sing. 
After the song was over. He said, "Ilaiyaraja or Rahman songs will play in one's mind when he is in romantic mood. But this song comes to my mind. I want to make a connection between India and Srilanka."
"Are you going to construct Ram bridge again?"
"No. I want to marry you. I want to hear all the songs you know. I just wanna be with you."
The lady went to her car. She opened the door and shouted to Ramesh, "Ramesh. Start constructing Ram bridge. My father's email id is koneswaran.yazhpanam@gmail.com. She spelled it again. k o n e s w a r a n . y a z h p a n a m @gmail.com. Ask your parents to send a mail to my dad seeking his daughter to marry their son."
Ramesh jumped in joy. He stopped and asked, "Hey what is your name?"
She replied,"Prabha. Prabha Koneswaran."





Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The one and a half hours (From ten eyes)

The first and second eye - Subha Hariharan, 29 years old......

                   "Adhithya! See the clock. Small hand is at 9 and long hand is at 12. Go to room and take all the necessary books for tomorrow's class. Help Anirudh too. Anirudh show your timetable to Anna" said Subha to her children. It has been a week since they have shifted to the new house. Own house!! Super Singer program has started in the television. The full focus went towards the TV. Subha went to kitchen to wash the dishes. She shouted from the kitchen, "Adhithya, have you taken the books according to timetable?" No replies from the other side. She asked Adhithya again. She had no replies. She moved to their bedroom scolding their kids. The door was closed. She tried to open the door and found that it is locked from inside. The lock is of knob type which will get locked if pressed from inside the room. She shouted to open the door once again. But it is of no use as the room is a sound proof one and no transfer of sound will take place from either side of the room. She knocked the door. Knocking sound can be heard if the person is close to the door. But she didn't get any reply even then. Hari was seeing TV in the hall. Hearing all these he came and asked Subha about the happenings. He said her to calm down and took the keys of the door lock. He tried to open the door. But still the door was not opened. Subha started to cry now. It was second time this type of incident happened to her. Five years back, Adhithya went missing in a relative's marriage. Anirudh was not born then. They searched for more than 20 minutes but was not able to find him. One of the relatives found him relaxing inside the water tank. Water was there upto his chest. "I should have been careful. I played with his life in Bhuvana's marriage due to my carelessness. Here once again. He has Wheezing trouble as well. AC is not switched on. They'll be dying out of suffocation. Anirudh is a small kid. He even don't know if he is hunger or not.", said Subha. She started crying "Muruga! Ayyo!!!" She took the photo of their kids taken on Anirudh's first birthday. Her eyes are wide open. It did not blink even a single time. 


 "It's 9:30. They used to sleep at this time. I don't know what they are doing. Normally, Anirudh will not sleep if I am not there. They are alone and the power will shut down at 10 for half an hour. If anything happens to them, I'll not be alive." said Subha to Hari.  The carpenter from the local place came to the home. He saw the lock. He said, "It is a new kind of lock. I don't know the technique of opening it. We can break the lock using machine. But I didn't bring it. Give me ten minutes. I'll bring the drilling machine and we can break it." Subha went into prayer room and started saying Kandha Sashti Kavasam. The carpenter came in. At the time he plugged the machine, the power was gone. She started crying again. She too has Wheezing trouble and she started to wheeze. The construction engineer came to home and saw what was the problem. Power came back. They drilled the lock. Door was opened. Adhithya and Anirudh were...

The third and fourth eye - Hariharan, 34 years and 
The fifth and sixth eye - Vishwanathan, 48 years.

             The time was 9 PM. Hariharan was taking bath. Hari and family moved to Chennai from Coimbatore 7 days back. Hari was not able to tolerate the humidity of Chennai. It is the third time for the day he is taking bath. He sat in the hall seeing the Super Singer. After some time, he heard Subha knocking the door and shouting something in fear. He ran towards her. He asked Subha what had happened and  immediately called Vishwanathan, their relative since he is the person who helps everyone in the family in any situation. Vishwanathan knew the phone number of the construction engineer who built the appartment. He called him and said that they were unable to unlock the lock. The construction engineer was seeing the IPL match in the stadium. He said he was busy seeing the match. Vishwanathan said that there were two kids inside the room. The engineer replied that he'll start at once and gave the phone number of a local carpenter. Vishwanathan called the carpenter. Carpenter replied that he was not having the vehicle and said he would come if he comes and take him there. Vishwanthan kick started his bike. Anirudh's face was coming infront of him. Anirudh and Adhithya used to stay in Vishwanathan's home whenever they visited Chennai. Whenever he sees Anirudh, he feels something good. A great face which says answers of many unknown questions. 
                  Meanwhile in Hari's home, Subha sat on the corner with her eyes wide open and it was not blinking. Hari is worried of her too. He knocked the door every now and then to see if their children are knocking back again. If he shows fear, his wife will start to do some thing. He was afraid that she said she would not be alive if  something happened to their children. So he looked cool and encouraged Subha saying not to cry. He said, "Subha! Look!! It is not your mistake neither their. See. They will be fine. Believe me. Vichu anna has gone to bring the carpenter. What will they do to the maximum? They will cry. Nothing will happen. Our children will be with us. Infact it is my mistake asking the engineer to construct sound proof room." Subha laid down on the lap of Hari. She was still crying. Carpenter came in with Vishwanathan. He saw the lock and said he didn't know the technique of unlocking it. He said he can open it by using drilling machine. He went back to home to take the drilling machine. Hari have knocked the door for 200 times till then. Subha went to prayer room. Hari went to the balcony. Drops started to come out of his eyes. He started to cry. It is difficult for a person to control his emotions.                         
                                                  
                               
                        
                   Carpenter came back with machinery. The power has gone when the drilling machine was plugged. The engineer came to home by 10:20. He saw the door and pointed out the top corner. He said that the allignment is not proper and that's the reason it was unable to unlock. Vishwanathan said in anger, "Two kids are locked inside. You are saying  about the construction fault. If your kids are locked like this, will you think about constuction fault or think about how to open it. I'm controlling my toungue as a lady is here. Idiot engineer." Power came back. The engineer himself drilled the lock. The door was opened. Adhithya and Anirudh were...

The remaining four eyes - Adhithya, 7 years old - Anirudh, 3 years old
                       
                        Adhithya and Anirudh went to the room after they were asked to do so by their mom. Anirudh saw a push button kind of thing in the lock. He pushed it while entering the room. Adhithya went inside the room and started arranging the books as per timetable. He asked Anirudh to take his timetable. Anirudh is an LKG student. Adhithya taught him how to see timetable. Anirudh was seeing it like how he sees a romantic scene in a television.  After arranging the books, Adhithya said to Anirudh, "Close the door lets switch on the AC. Look how sweated you are." Anirudh did so. Both of them did not know that it was locked. 
                      Adhithya switched on the TV. He put a channel which plays Tamil songs. Anirudh heard some sound from the door and said to his brother, "Adhi. I am hearing some sound from door." Adhi replied, "Appa said even crackers sound will not be heard when closed. We have to say this to appa." Both of them shouted at once, "Appa we are hearing some sound." whenever they hear the knocking sound. 
                      Adhithya saw the clock and said to Anirudh, "Anirudh, see!! Small hand is at 9 and big hand is at 6. We have to sleep now or else mom will scold us." Anirudh realized that he was away from their parents for some time. He started crying. He started to say, "I need mom", continuously. Adhithya too started to fear. The song Why this Kolaveri was being played in the TV. Both started to hum and dance. When the song got over, Anirudh again started to say, "I need amma. I need amma." He became sleepy and laid down in the bed. Adhithya took two sarees of his mom from wardrobe and gave one to Anirudh. He started singing the lullaby Kanne Kalaimane, which their mother used to sing. Anirudh slept in the middle of the song and Adhithya slept before finishing the song.
                     In the middle of the sleep, Adhithya heard some strange noise and got up. It came from the door. He woke up Anirudh. Both went to door and saw it in fear. He saw a strange man opening the door in a forceful manner. 
                      
The ten eyes together
                 
                    Subha came and picked her two sons and kissed them. Adhithya said, "Amma, Anirudh didn't sleep at first. I sang Kanne Kalaimane and then he slept." She found his mother wheezing and asked, "Wheezing ah ma?" Anirudh said to his dad  innocently, " Ulla satham ketudhu(I heard some sound inside)". Hari's father came from his room and said, "We have done Mrithinjaya homam here. Nothing bad will happen. Go and sleep. Engineer, what have you built. Because of Mrithunjaya homam, my grandchildren are safe. You engineers can make mistake. Not Mrithinjaya Devi" Vishwanathan laughed hearing these from Hari's father. Vishwanathan saw Anirudh in his usual smiling face. He became relaxed and went back to his home.

                    Two days later, Adhithya went to the bedroom in anger and locked from inside. Subha opened the door with keys. Adhithya showed his chin. She slapped him. Adhithya cried and said, "On the other day you kissed..... Today you are"  Subha laughed and kissed him.
                       
    



Thursday, April 5, 2012

முடிவுரை

சுவாச கோளாறு
முடிவுரைக்கு முன்னுரையாக

பெயர்த்தி தோளில்
துயில்கையில்
பல்லில்லா சிரிப்பு
முடிவுரையின் பொருளுரைக்கு
முதல் வரியாக

வண்ண வண்ண மாத்திரைகள்
என்னவளின் போதனைகள்
பெயர்த்தியவள் பதிலறியா கேள்விகள்
மகனோடு மகிழுந்து பயணங்கள்
காலை நடைபயிற்சியில் நண்பர்கள்
தினமும் மாலை கோவில்கள்
அவ்வப்போது சிகிச்சைகள்
என முடிவுரையே
ஆயிரம் பக்கங்கள்


இன்னும் பக்கங்கள் ஆயிரம் வேண்ட
காகித பற்றாகுறையோ
இறைவன் வைத்தான்
முடிவுரைக்கு முற்றுபுள்ளி...




Wednesday, March 28, 2012

4 Americans and 400 tonsured Indians (In search of humanity)

          "Fucking India. Why the hell I picked India for our research project?" yelled Anne.

           Mike (Michael Lambert), Anne (Anne Marglet), Adon (Adoni Iglesias) and Steve (Stephen Williams) are the Humanity Graduate students from Upper Iowa University, USA. For the completion of graduation, they have to visit one country and have to provide report on how humanity prevails in that particular country. Each group has four students. They have to select the country by lot system. University will take care of all the expenditures (food, travel and living place) during this period. There were totally 32 students. They had Switzerland, India, Italy, South Africa, China, Canada, Mexico and Fiji Islands as their options. Mike, Anne, Adon and Steve formed one group. Anne picked the sheet from the lot and the country they will be travelling is India. Martin Schelbert who visited frequently for India was allotted as their mentor and travel planner.


    
             The travel is for one month. Martin planned their travel in a way that they will travel in all modes and visit every part of India. "Buses, Trains,  Airplanes, Cabs, even a ship travel to a place called An-da-man. Wow!!" said Steve to his friends. "Pack up guys lets explore India!!!" Adon shouted joyfully. The day came, they started from USA to Mumbai, India. The tour plan had a flight trip from Mumbai to Chennai. A bus travel from Chennai to Chittoor, a small town in Andhra Pradesh. From there a train journey to Hyderabad. It continued to every part of India and finally, a flight back to USA from Kochi.
              They reached Chittoor by bus as a plan of their tour. "Fucking India. Why the hell I picked India for our research project? Everyone is staring at my cleavage as if they have not seen any girl's cleavage. Sex longing morons." yelled Anne. "Anne, if a girl with a beautiful cleavage walks on American street, even Americans will stare at it. But I don't know why these people are staring at your ordinary cleavage." replied Adon. "Shut up you Jewish asshole." yelled back Anne. " Even your Jesus is a so called Jewish asshole." replied Adon in anger. "Stop that fucking quarrel!" shouted Mike. He continued, "Even my experience for these 4 days is not good. The Indians always try to cheat us. Steve bought a beer for Rs.500. But the rate printed in the bottle was 100 bucks. I don't know why the university selected India as one of the research places." Steve put forth his experience, "Man! It is like standing in the middle of the sun. It is hot like anything. The Martin fucker has booked us a seat where AC is not available. I will come as ghost and kill that motherfucker if I die here. He said India is the mother of humanity. Fucking Martin. Fucking India."  
               The train to Hyderabad is at 5:30 PM. They reached the station at 4 PM itself. " Hey Sir! Where is the washroom?" asked Steve to one of the porters. "I no English. Station Master yes English. Randi" replied the porter and took him to station master room. "Good that you know English. Please show me where the toilet is." said Steve. "Toilet ah. Mundee chepachu kada. Ikkada randi. Randi Sir." porter took Steve to the toilet. Steve entered fast to the toilet. The toilet keeper stopped and asked him, "Padhi rooba ivvu." "What?" asked Steve. "Ten rupees one toilet, Fifty rupees two toilet" replied the keeper. "What?" again asked Steve. "Front side toilet ten rupees. Back side toilet fifty rupees" replied the keeper with action. Steve gave fifty rupees and entered into toilet. " What is this man? No tissue paper is here." came a voice from toilet. But nobody is there outside the toilet to reply. The toilet keeper and porter started to local toddy shop at the moment they got the money. Steve remembered a scene from the movie Outsourced  where the protagonist uses water to clean things and he followed the same.
                The train reached the platform. Anne confirmed with the TTE whether the train is to Hyderabad. 
They went in and took their seats. The train is empty. Only these four are present in S8. The train started and the Americans started to play cards. The TTE came for checking the tickets and warned Mike and Anne for smoking in train. He said, "Smoking is prohibited in trains and the fine of Rs.500 will be collected if anyone found smoking. I'm just warning you as you are foreigners." Steve enquired if the train will be this empty daily. " No. Wait for an hour. You'll see what is crowd when Tirupati station is reached." replied the TTE.
           6:50 PM. The train reached Tirupati station. People started to enter the train. "Hey Mike. See this. Most of the people here don't have hair." said Adon. "Ya Adon. I read that India is a place where people of different races live. May be these people belong to the race of people who do not have hair." replied Steve. "Hey. It doesn't seem that they are hair less. It seems like they have tonsured their head recently." said Anne. Most of the people entered in the train had their head tonsured. "See there. Even ladies have their head tonsured.  Funny people. What is going on here? They all look similar. No one can find the difference. Have you seen four Japanese who do Physics graduation in our university? It is tough to find the difference between them. The same thing is happening here." said Steve.
          Mike came back from the toilet and said, "Hey! On the way to restroom there are 40 passengers, out of them 28 have their heads tonsured. 70 percent. I have seen there is a connection to next coach through which people can go. If we check the entire train, we will find many number of tonsured heads." Adon replied "Is it? Shall we go and check the total number of tonsured heads in the train? We will ask them the reason why they tonsured the head? It may help in our project also." "I am in.", replied everyone at once. "There are totally 12 reserved coaches. We will divide it into three coaches each." said Mike and everyone started to their allotted coaches. 
          Adon had S1,S2 and S3 allotted to him. He first reached S3. There were only less number of tonsured people in the coach. Everyone came to him and asked if they can take a snap with them. Indians, if they have a photo with a foreigner in facebook, it is a prestigious thing for them. Adon saw a person who was reading an English novel. He asked him why he had tonsured his head. The person replied, "I got a government job in Public Works Department. I tonsured my head as a sign of showing my thanks to Thirupathi Balaji."  "Oh! Who is that gentleman?" "He is our god. Creator of everything. Like your Jesus." said the Indian. "Hey I am Jew!" replied Adon. "Then like Jewish Jesus", answered the Indian. "Yowah" replied Adon. "Yowah is our God." said Adon. He continued to collect information from the coaches allotted to him.
          Steve had S10, S11 and S12 for his quota. He was amazed to see all 72 persons in S10 coach got tonsured. There was a mix up of people of both the genders from all age group. He said to a old lady," Hi aunt." The lady shouted to the person who knows English, "Arey Rahul. Idhar dhek ek Londonwala angreji me bol raha hi". Rahul came to Steve and asked, "Sir. What do you want? No seat exchange. We all 72 one family." Steve replied, " No, I don't want to exchange seats. I am doing a research and finding the reason why people tonsure head. Can you please tell why you have tonsured?". Rahul started to reply," My father prayed God if he dies peacefully, everyone from our family will get their head tonsured. He died last month. So we have tonsured our head. The person you have spoken first is my mother. My father had twelve children and I am the last child. Everyone here is our family. She is my behen Ramabhai. She is...". Steve stopped him and said, " Its ok. Its ok. I feel very sorry about your father's death. May I know how your father died?" Rahul replied " Sirji my father was suffering from testicular cancer for three years. He slept at one night and did not wake up after that. He died.". "Oh! The testes which has successfully produced 12 humans had cancer. What a pity! What a pity!" said Steve sarcastically. Rahul shouted in anger, "Teri maa ki!! You are kidding my father. I'm leaving you since you're a foreigner. Run away." Steve vanished in few seconds.
          Mike had S7, S8 and S9 as his allotments. He was asking the reason from everyone. The old man who was sitting near him is watching him carefully. Mike came back after he is done. Anne came and she was wearing a red cloth covering her breast area. Mike asked about the dress. She replied that one old lady gave it to her and asked her to wear. She also said," The people are very friendly and one has even given this spherical shaped food. It is sweet and good. I already ate one. I requested the guy for one more saying that I have three more friends. Take this and have some for Steve and Adon as well. "I had a count of 103. How much did you get?" asked Mike to Anne. "113" She replied. "Mine is 112. One lesser than you" said Adon who came in just now. " Where is Steve?" asked Adon. "He is not back yet." replied Anne. Steve came in. Anne asked the count. "I went to only one coach and everyone is tonsured there. Count 72." replied Steve. "Why did you go for only one coach?" asked Adon. Steve thought for the best answer and replied , "Actually I had vomiting sensation when I crossed coaches. I did not want to risk my health since we have to travel for 25 more days. Thats why." Anne asked for the calculator and said, " The count of tonsured heads is exactly 400."
        They started discussing about the reasons. The old man who was sitting near him interfered and said, "I saw this red color shirt young man asking people the reason why they have tonsured. He said he is a humanity student.  This gentleman said entire family tonsured since a man died peacefully. This young man said a guy tonsured his head since he got a job. They are, of course, learned persons and they know that there is nothing in universe called God. But still they believe  that there is God.  If you catch some other train to some other place during December and January, you will find so many people with beards wearing black cloths. They go to some other God. Here people believe that God is a catalyst. They think everything happens because of God. A person who does a bad thing will fear that he will be punished by God. The Indian ancestors rooted the thoughts of religion deeply. That paved the route to humanity. Humanity will survive among humans until they believe and fear in God.". Steve was stunned and saw the faces of others. Everybody thought they got something.
        Everyday seemed better to them after the conversation with the old man. The days went by. The Americans returned to USA. They submitted the project book. The title of the project read, "India, mother of humanity". The first line of the book read," The Indian ancestors rooted religion deeply to everyone. That paved the route to humanity." The last line read, "Humanity will survive among humans until they believe and fear in God." 
           

                

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

அழகான நாள்

காதலில் கொஞ்சி காமத்தில் சிறந்து
ஒருடலான அந்நாளோ?
பிள்ளையொன்று பெற்று அவன்
வளர்ச்சியில் மகிழ்ச்சி கண்ட அந்நாளோ?

வயதில் முகம் சுருகி அழகு குறைந்தும்
நீயே அழகு என்றென்னவளிடம்
சொன்ன அந்நாளோ?
பிள்ளை படிக்க நாமும் படித்த அந்நாளோ?

அவன் விருதுகளால் சூழும்போது நம்பிள்ளையும்
சிறப்பான் என்று மனமகிழ்ந்த அந்நாளோ?
பிள்ளைக்கே பிள்ளையாகி அவன்
கவனிப்பில் கண்கள் கலங்கிய அந்நாளோ?

                 


அழகான நாள் எதுவென்று அறிய
முனைந்த நாளில் என்தாரம் இல்லை
காலா! அவள் பிரிவால்
ஒரு நாளும் அழகில்லை
மீண்டும் அவளை காணும்
அழகான நாள் எந்நாளோ?

Sunday, February 19, 2012

The road to Vivek Express (When what becomes who)

Human beings have a tendency of being affectionate towards things. This affection and intimacy can be categorized into three levels. The first level, while going for a tea, people use to go to same tea shop. If they take tea in some other shop, they find it a different experience. One would not feel he/she had a tea. It is not because of the tea, it is because of the personal intimacy with the environment of the tea shop he/she used to go. The second level, interest of Facebook among youth and interest of jewellery among women are some examples which come under this level.  There is an intermediate level between second and third. Many people are now having virtual friendship with Facebook. Facebook seems like a better friend than 422 people in the friends list. The third and final level. This is the level in which people find it difficult to differentiate between who and what. Who becomes what for them. Parasuram is a guy who is one in this category. When someone asked him who do you like the most. His reply was train!!!

Parasuram, age 32,  is an assistant manager in State Bank of Travancore, Palakkad. His intimacy for train started right back in school days when he used to go to Trivandrum and Vellore for vacation. For the first two visits, he travelled for visiting the relatives. Then it is only for train. As the days went by, the bonding for train increased exponentially. He was happy for having a train's name as his name. Parasuram Express is a train between Trivandrum and Mangalore.



Whenever he travelled in train, he felt some good inner feeling. When he stood near the door of the moving train, strong air embraced  his face. He felt like his died mother Tripurasundari giving a kiss to his chin. The "Thadak  thadak" sound of the train is like a classical raga for him. However he felt bad for missing the steam engine and the smoke that he used to experience in his school times. He promised himself and the train that he would travel in train daily after getting a job.


After completing his B.Com., he got a job as Clerk in State Bank of Travancore. He was posted in Erode branch. To experience the train journey daily, he planned to rent a house in Salem, 70 minutes train journey from Erode. Parasuram is a Kerala Brahmin. So he knows Tamil. Most Kerala Brahmins have Tamil as mother tongue. It is a common saying that Kerala Brahmins will speak Tamil when they see Malayali and Malayalam when they see Tamils. He liked the train travel very much. There is an overbridge of Kaveri river 5 km from Erode. Whenever the train goes in the overbridge, he had a fantastic experience. That experience is better than the coitus he had few months back. He got a prefix to his name "Train" among his colleagues. He is called as Train Parasu among his folks. He started to explore different trains in the weekends. The Konkan express for the experience of scenic beauty and tunnels became his favourite and he travelled in it during long leaves. During weekends, he went to rail curves or different stations and used to take photograph of trains. He simply sat in different stations and saw the trains that pass by. His favourite spots are the legendary Rameshwaram bridge built across sea and rail routes near Nagercoil windmills, the whole Konkan route.



He came to know that there is an association called train fans association, in which the members used to go tours every month. He liked the zeal of everyone over there. He joined the association and enjoyed his time with like minded people. He explored every corner of India by train. 

He turned 29 and Train Parasu is now a Senior Accountant in the bank. He was transferred to Palakkad branch. His father Kameswaran is not a hindrance for his train journeys. Kameswaran had a passion of cooking .He did not like his father stopping him cooking garlic as some of the Brahmins still feel garlic and onion as non vegetarian and do not eat them. Kameswaran did not want to be a hindrance for his son's interests. He just wanted to get him married. He found a suitable girl and said about this to Parasu. Kameswaran said the name Kaveri. Kaveri is the name of the station near the Kaveri bridge he used to travel. Parasu felt happy with the name and said okay. He got married and in 11 months he was blessed with a baby girl. He named her Amrita (a train between Palakkad and Trivandrum). His daily train trips became weekly after the marriage. "Some compromises have to be done in life", advised his father.

He turned 32 and became assistant manager. Kaveri is conceived again. The newsreader on the television said, "Indian Railways announce a new train between Kanyakumari and Dibrugarh and it will be called as Vivek Express. It will travel a distance of 4287 km in 82:30 hours. It will be the longest train in India and 8th longest in the world. The train starts from Kanyakumari at Saturday and reaches Dibrugarh at Wednesday" Parasuram can't keep quiet after this news. He became happy as he got a decent name if he gets a baby boy and his hands already started shivering. Bookings are open already. Though the train stops at Palakkad, he booked a ticket from Kanyakumari to Dibrugarh for its first trip and return ticket in the same train. Being an intimate person to train and one who lived in it daily 3 years back, he felt not travelling in the first day will be a disgraceful act. To reach Kanyakumari from Palakkad inorder to catch the Vivek Express, he booked a ticket in a train from Coimbatore to Nagercoil since position of berths in trains from Palakkad to Kanyakumari were already in waiting list. Coimbatore is 40 km away from Palakkad and Nagercoil is 25 km away from Kanyakumari.  He didn't book for Kaveri as she is pregnant.



The day came. Friday. 25 Nov 2011. Thanks to the Mullaiperiyar agitations, trains and buses between Tamilnadu and Kerala are stopped for one day.  Parasuram is frustrated to the core. He can wait and start from Palakkad since the train stops here but that will be insane and fraudulent to his sweetheart. Whatever trouble comes in the way, he decided to go to Coimbatore. He went to Palakkad bus stand by 7:00 PM to see if there is any chance to reach Coimbatore. All buses that are scheduled to go to Coimbatore are taking rest. The glasses of Tamilnadu buses are even broken. A guy with trademark Kerala lungi was roaming and was saying "Coimbatore 500! Coimbatore 500!"  Parasuraman went to the man and asked what he was saying about. He said "A taxi will take you to Walayar and from there you have to cross the border. Tamilnadu registartion taxi will take you to Coimbatore from there. You will be provided with the contact number of Tamilnadu driver. You should call and get in that taxi. 500 Rupees." Parasuram took a five hundred rupee note and gave it to him. He asked to sit in the taxi. The taxi driver filled the seats and started towards Walayar by 7:26 PM. The taxi reached Walayar in 20 minutes. The taxi driver warned "Don't open your mouth while crossing the border. If the protesters find you are Malayali, anything can happen based upon their alcohol intake. There were four passengers and they started towards the border. Three escaped the protesters and they blocked Parasuram seeing his uneasy face reactions.  "Which is your place?" asked a protestor in Tamil. "I am from Palakkad. But I'm Tamilian",  replied  Parasuram. "Hey moron! Don't lie you son of a bitch" replied a protestor.  He replied "Is it my fault to born for a Kerala Tamilian? I was treated differently in my state. If  I consider this state as a place where people who speak my language lives, the treatment is even worse here. You called me son of a bitch" Parasuram went up in anger and said 
            "தீயினால் சுட்டபுண் உள்ளாறும் ஆறாதே  
             நாவினால் சுட்ட வடு"


(a Tamil poem which says "The wound caused by fire will heal, the scar caused by the words from tongue will not heal. Watch out your words. ") "Ya, I'm a Tamilian".  The chief protester stunned. He realized his mistake. He realized the troubles his group caused. "The leaders who speak lengthy Tamil paragraphs for even a hour are not practicing Thirukural (a Tamil book of poems considered world's holy book) and seducing us to harm fellow beings" said the chief protester to everyone. He called every protesters from there to leave away and not to create tension. The car went away already since it may create trouble to them. It was already 8:00 PM . 

Parasuram should reach the station by 8:30 PM. If he takes town bus, he will not reach the station by time. He asked the protester if he can take him to station. He replied, "I am drunk. Here are the keys. I'll come with you. Can you drive?" The Thadak thadak ringtone came out of his cellphone. He smiled for first time since one hour thinking about his upcoming coitus with the train. The Splendor+ reached the station at 8:25 PM. Seeing the station, he felt like seeing his mother Tripurasundari. The station which is crowded usually is having very few people. He cannot understand the reason. He went to enquiry and asked in which platform Nagercoil express come. The person replied, "Sir. All the trains will start from Coimbatore North station today due to renovation of tracks. It has been published in papers two days ago. By this time, Nagercoil express would have left the station." For the first time Parsuram is having a bitter experience with his sweetheart. He asked if some other train is there to Nagercoil. "The next train is only on tomorrow. ", replied the person in enquiry. He was totally upset and he cannot tolerate travelling in bus for more than 500 km. His sweetheart will feel for him. 

He went to bus stand. Getting a ticket to southern places during Fridays at last minute is literally impossible. Luckily he got a seat. Bus is scheduled to start at 10:00 PM. He confirmed with the bus driver "When will the bus reach Nagercoil?". He replied 8:30. The train is at 2:30 PM. He felt relaxed. He felt very sorry for going on bus. He will not be able to sleep as on train, he will not be able to walk here and there. He cannot go and stand near the door. The conductor will blast him if he does it. He cannot feel a different sound when it goes through a bridge. Bus will halt for tea and the tea will not come to you as in train. He felt like having coitus with Godzilla. The speed breakers disturbed him. The Butter Dosa he had in the roadside hotel already started the reaction. This moron don't have toilet as well. He missed his sweetheart a lot. They screened Sura in the bus television. It added fuel to the fire. He closed his eye, he felt about his upcoming five days long journey. One among the first set. India's longest route. The thinking of butter dosa's after effect, Sura's side effect, every thing went away. What he can hear is Thadak thadak sound. He remembered the first journey in his sweetheart with his mother, that turned up as his only journey with his mother. A drop of tear came out. The tiredness made him to sleep. 

Next day, the destination is reached. He reached Nagercoil. Kanyakumari is just 20 to 25 km away and he has 6 more hours to reach Kanyakumari. He asked a person to confirm whether he can reach Kanyakumari before 2:30 PM since he has his train. He replied, "The train will stop here at Nagercoil. Why should you go to Kanyakumari?" Parasuram answered "The train even stops at Palakkad. I came here from Palakkad. Answer to my question. I know all those stuff." The person replied "Kanyakumari is just 18 km from here. You will reach at 10 even if you go by cycle. You can reach not less than 12:30 even if you walk." Parasuram  became crazy and decided to go by cycle. He laughed with high decibel. He went to a cycle shop. There is a  practice in some towns where you can get cycles for rent per hour. The cycle shop has renting facility as well. Parasuram looks like a regular customer who comes to the shop for renting cycle. One worker from the shop said to Parsuram "Sir. Take 7 number cycle. Your regular cycle is repair." He asked " How much?".  The guy replied " Rs.20"(Rent per hour). He was stunned at the cheapest rate of cycle. He asked "Why this lower rate?" The worker replied "Are you kidding? It is the rate since the formation of new government." He said "What a nice government!". He took the cycle. He was so happy thinking that he bought the cycle for this cheaper rate 100 times lesser than his state's price. He praised the present Chief minister. He didn't know the rent scenario. He thought the rate of cycle is 20. The rate of rent doubled after the formation of new government to meet the ever raising rates.

Parasuram rode the cycle very fast. He even overtook the local town buses. Traffic police cannot stop him since it is a cycle. His mood is terrific. It is like meeting his dead mother again. He reached the station in less than a hour. He kept his cycle in a safe place and went inside the station .When he saw the train in the platform, he started crying. He can see his mother's face in the coach. He went closer and gave a kiss to the train. He had 2 hours more. The train is decorated like a bride. He took photographs of whatever he can in the station. Many politicians came for the inauguration of the train.  He felt sorry for leaving Kaveri. He would love to go with her. She is one among the few who respects his passion. He called Kaveri from mobile and said "Kaveri. I boarded the train. Miss you."  She replied "Its ok dear. Happy journey. Vivek is playing football. I'm enjoying it. Don't eat junk foods. Be careful while standing near doors. Don't argue with transgenders who come asking for money. Happy journey. Sorry! Happy experience." The train is set to go. The station worker pasted the chart. He saw his name in the list. He started to cry again. He took a snap of it. He went to the seat S3 25- LB. One of the devotees of Vivekananda waved the green flag. The experience, the love, the coitus whatever one can say started.